theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

impatience-child:

cozyafternoons:

In between that. I wish we never fucked and I mean that. 

Not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s awesome. 

*fucking awesome

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

cooldudebro:

*drinks a nice refreshing glass of milk* ah, just like mother used to make

mlb:

Routine for Red Sox ballgirls. 

mlb:

Routine for Red Sox ballgirls. 

latimes:

The United States has decided that monkey selfies can’t be copyrighted.
Photo credit: The monkey you see above. Although pointing this out is apparently unnecessary. 

latimes:

The United States has decided that monkey selfies can’t be copyrighted.

Photo credit: The monkey you see above. Although pointing this out is apparently unnecessary. 

burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

image

vinegod:

This is the most beautiful day by Marlon Webb

donnysoldier:

me when i listen to little white lies